The most socking storee ever!!

Hullo all ewes, sorree ah have no bin on hear fur a while, but fing is, ma Mum has bean bizzee wiff work and fings and am no aloud on the compootar when she is working.
But ah have tae tell ewes about the most SOCKING fing ah have seen in ma hole life.
Ewe all kens ah like Lams and this is the times all the Lams are in the feelds. Well ah wiz oot in the car wiff Mollee and ma Mum - ma Mum wiz driving, cos it wiz her turn tae drive. Anyway, ah says "Oh Mollee look at all they pure dead brilliant lams" and wee were reel happee tae see them. Well, the nexx day wee wiz back oot in the car and wee seen the same Lams, but ewes will no beeleeve wit had happined to them. Dooring the nite someone had pure only gone and VANDALISED them, Ah swear that is the troof!!! Theys were all covered in Graffeetee!!! Sum had red numbers ritten on thems in red paint.
Ah says tae ma Mollee that wiz the most socking thing ah had ever seen in the hole of ma life.
Who wid do sutch a bad fing to little Lams? Am no sure, but if ah ever see's who dun that to the Lams ah will report thems to the Pollis. Mollee wiz pure crying in the car when she seen wit happined to them Lams and ah fink she wanted to try and clean them, cos she wiz like pure licking her lips just looking at them. Ah fink this eggsperience has affected mee mentally and ah fink ah will have to go fur sum professional help to get over it.
If any of ewes kens who wid do sutch a bad fing to a Lam, will ewes pleese let me no and ah will reports thems to the Pollis. Fank Ewe, lots of love a very disturbed King Presley and wee Smalllee - thats ma noo name for Mollee Wallee!!

Fessant Plucker!

One day Mollee fot she herd sumone saying that our hooman Dad was a Fessant Plucker, but ah fot they said sumfin else. Anyways, today a Fessant came to wur door and Mollee fot it wiz wantin ma Dad to pluck it redee fur summer times. As ewes can see ma Dad sent it packin, so ah guess Mollee wiz rong, ma Dad is no a Fessant Plucker and ah herd rite. LOL xx