Hullo it's mee heer Big Presley, now see the title of ma blog today is 'Ray of Hope Appeal' - this wiz set up to raise funds for an noo X-Ray Machine at the Royal Dick Vet Hospital, which not only save's pets life's in Scotland, but also in England AND they are so advanced with the treatment of cancer in pets and that helps pets and humans. So, see ma Dad he is starting the fundraising by doing an all night vigil on a haunted SHIP on his own!! Ah swears that is the troof. Now, lots of organised Ghost tours go round this shipp, but ma Dad is so silly he is bean pure locked on the ship on his own wiff all the udder gools!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Spookee!!The Sipp is ment to be haunted by WAN!! No wan gool, Wan is his name - he is Spaneesh! Wan killed himsell on the Sipp but decided he liked it so mutch he stayed when he became a gool.
Noo fing is, mee and Mollee watch TAPS - the American ghost hunters who pure deebunk spooks - or sumtimes not - so from ma eggspeerience I have made a list of eesentshal fings for ma Dad to take on sunday nite to the Sipp:
DVD Recorder - no fur to film the ghost, fur him to film himsell so that we can see how scared he is.
Blanket - Fur to poot over his heed, so that he can scare the udder gools away (cut too holes out fur ewer eyes)
A Steak - No the type to eet, this is fur him to drive frew the hart of the Vampires
A Book - In case the gools are asleep, ah suggest the book the Titanic - keeps the feem going of him bean on a Sipp.
A life jacket - in case he is afraid and runs away from the gools and has to pure jump overboard (he needs to remembers to jump off the side that has the water udder wise will hurt if he jumps off the sipp and lands on the key side)
If ah fink of udder fings for him to take, I'll add them to ma list.
All mee and Molleee wants to say is Good Bye Dad, it wiz nice knowing ewe!! and fanks fur raising so mutch monee to help save udder dogs and to all the fantastic peepells who have sponsored you to make a complete gool of yoursell.
Lots of Love your No.1 King - Big Presley xxx
Pee Ess Mollee is pure greetin now :-)
Wednesday, 16 March 2011
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
Hullo all ewes!
Long time no see ah hope ewes have bean ok. Ah have bean bizzee helping ma Mum wiff the Ray of Hope appeal to raise funds fur dogs wiff cancer. Noo the fing is this, it wiz all my idear, ah fott of everyfin and it seems that there is a lorra lorra peepells out there that pure liked ma idear, cos now udder peepells are doing the same fing. That shows ewe just how cool ma idears are, to make udders perspire! (Mollee says the word is inspire).
Anyway, Dad is in charge this weekend cos Mum is going to Crufts, am no sure wit class she is in, but ah hope she does well, so if ewe see ma Mum say hello. Ah wood also like to wiss ma Feeonsee and No.1 babe Rag (Berwicklaw Scottish Girl) and ma love child Coalman (Berwicklaw Harbour Master) all the best in the Whippey classes. Also ma Antee Yvettes babes that will be there too. Comiserations to all the udder whippeys who wont stand a chance next to the Scottish babes! oh well sutch is life! And finking about wee Joss (Rags wee girl) who did quantify for Crufts, but hasnt bean well this yeer, but I'm sure she will be at Crufts nexx yeer. (mollee says the word is qualify). Mollee is bean reel cheeky correcting ma spelling!
For all the peepleels who has bean part of ma life for neerly 6 yeers now, kens that I am a lover and no a fighter, but ah do get rite fed up with sum hoomans - there are sum reel strange ones out there in the wurld. Ma pet hate in hoomas is sneeks and those who wiff two faces that tell lies. Last week sumone ah kens wiz cott out bean a sneek and telling lies, but fing is this, hoomans who do this are lower than a snakes belly and they are not the types of hoomans ah want in ma life! Ah kens many of ewes kens the story and contacked us, all ah wood like to say is that, ewe are rite, they have pure shot themselves in the paws!! (Molle says ah spelt the word 'paws' rong, but ah best no tell ewe what the wurd shood be!). No sneek or liars are welcome in ma world and neever is the hoomans who think that is ackseptable. They have showed themselves up in a very bad way and they have made themselves rite unpopular wiff a lorra lorra peepells - so go hang ewer head in shame fur bean a low life.
Rite Mum has a very impotants meeting wiff a very important man who is helping Mum wiff the ray of hope appeal, so am eggsited for her. I'm saving up all ma pocket money (well after crufts that is), so that ah can bye sum of the fings bean pledged for the ockshon!! And remembers to look out all ewer picktoors of ewer babes for the photo compeetishon - dont get confoosed with the copycat fundraising - mine is rayofhopeappeal.co.uk
Fanks and have a grate time if ewe is going to Crufts.
Love big Presley the King xx
Anyway, Dad is in charge this weekend cos Mum is going to Crufts, am no sure wit class she is in, but ah hope she does well, so if ewe see ma Mum say hello. Ah wood also like to wiss ma Feeonsee and No.1 babe Rag (Berwicklaw Scottish Girl) and ma love child Coalman (Berwicklaw Harbour Master) all the best in the Whippey classes. Also ma Antee Yvettes babes that will be there too. Comiserations to all the udder whippeys who wont stand a chance next to the Scottish babes! oh well sutch is life! And finking about wee Joss (Rags wee girl) who did quantify for Crufts, but hasnt bean well this yeer, but I'm sure she will be at Crufts nexx yeer. (mollee says the word is qualify). Mollee is bean reel cheeky correcting ma spelling!
For all the peepleels who has bean part of ma life for neerly 6 yeers now, kens that I am a lover and no a fighter, but ah do get rite fed up with sum hoomans - there are sum reel strange ones out there in the wurld. Ma pet hate in hoomas is sneeks and those who wiff two faces that tell lies. Last week sumone ah kens wiz cott out bean a sneek and telling lies, but fing is this, hoomans who do this are lower than a snakes belly and they are not the types of hoomans ah want in ma life! Ah kens many of ewes kens the story and contacked us, all ah wood like to say is that, ewe are rite, they have pure shot themselves in the paws!! (Molle says ah spelt the word 'paws' rong, but ah best no tell ewe what the wurd shood be!). No sneek or liars are welcome in ma world and neever is the hoomans who think that is ackseptable. They have showed themselves up in a very bad way and they have made themselves rite unpopular wiff a lorra lorra peepells - so go hang ewer head in shame fur bean a low life.
Rite Mum has a very impotants meeting wiff a very important man who is helping Mum wiff the ray of hope appeal, so am eggsited for her. I'm saving up all ma pocket money (well after crufts that is), so that ah can bye sum of the fings bean pledged for the ockshon!! And remembers to look out all ewer picktoors of ewer babes for the photo compeetishon - dont get confoosed with the copycat fundraising - mine is rayofhopeappeal.co.uk
Fanks and have a grate time if ewe is going to Crufts.
Love big Presley the King xx
Saturday, 5 February 2011
Its Mee hear Big Presser!!
Hullo all ewes, ah hope ewer noo yeer is going betters than mine - ah have spent the past foo weeks in the Cooler again, ah swear thats the troof. Eye ah no, ewes just cannee beeleeve it, but its troo. See fing is this, ah havenae dun anyfin too terrible, ah have just bean mee! Mum says its to do wiff 666 - ma age this yeer, mollees age this yeer and wur cats name!
Mum has bean pure dead bizzee wiff work fings and shee has no bean well, but if she wont go to the Vet she will just have to stay ill.
Anyways ah have just sneeked oot the turd cell doon the hall to post this letter to ewe, cos ah knew everybuddee is missing mee. Ah have also got ma ane facebook page now, so thats cool, its beets ma Mum watchin everyfin a rite. Hundreds of peepells have contackted mee asking fur help wiff there spelling, cos they cannee spell rite, so mee bean mee, says ah wood help - lets face it, the yooff of today need to be tott proper Engerlish, cos they dont seem to be tott rite at school. Thats ma noo misshon in life today, to teech proper spelling. Mollee finks ah shood bye a dickshonary, but I'm sure I'll get bye if ah get stuck on big long wurds.
Well ah must get back into ma cell, all ma cells mates are doing reel well, especially ma sister Roobee, she is a pure babe. Bazil Brush is still fat, Big Mac is also fat, and wee Stanlee the cat is also fat - but see mee, ah wiz built fur speed - just like a Greyhound or Lurcher. Wate wan minit, ah am a Lurcher!! Oh well thats good, that meens a look like ah shood.
Rite I'm away, hugs to all ma babes, and just fink - Leap Frog Seeson is just around the corner :-) xx Love frum Presley the King xxxx
Mum has bean pure dead bizzee wiff work fings and shee has no bean well, but if she wont go to the Vet she will just have to stay ill.
Anyways ah have just sneeked oot the turd cell doon the hall to post this letter to ewe, cos ah knew everybuddee is missing mee. Ah have also got ma ane facebook page now, so thats cool, its beets ma Mum watchin everyfin a rite. Hundreds of peepells have contackted mee asking fur help wiff there spelling, cos they cannee spell rite, so mee bean mee, says ah wood help - lets face it, the yooff of today need to be tott proper Engerlish, cos they dont seem to be tott rite at school. Thats ma noo misshon in life today, to teech proper spelling. Mollee finks ah shood bye a dickshonary, but I'm sure I'll get bye if ah get stuck on big long wurds.
Well ah must get back into ma cell, all ma cells mates are doing reel well, especially ma sister Roobee, she is a pure babe. Bazil Brush is still fat, Big Mac is also fat, and wee Stanlee the cat is also fat - but see mee, ah wiz built fur speed - just like a Greyhound or Lurcher. Wate wan minit, ah am a Lurcher!! Oh well thats good, that meens a look like ah shood.
Rite I'm away, hugs to all ma babes, and just fink - Leap Frog Seeson is just around the corner :-) xx Love frum Presley the King xxxx
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