Ray of Hope Appeal

Hullo it's mee heer Big Presley, now see the title of ma blog today is 'Ray of Hope Appeal' - this wiz set up to raise funds for an noo X-Ray Machine at the Royal Dick Vet Hospital, which not only save's pets life's in Scotland, but also in England AND they are so advanced with the treatment of cancer in pets and that helps pets and humans. So, see ma Dad he is starting the fundraising by doing an all night vigil on a haunted SHIP on his own!! Ah swears that is the troof. Now, lots of organised Ghost tours go round this shipp, but ma Dad is so silly he is bean pure locked on the ship on his own wiff all the udder gools!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Spookee!!The Sipp is ment to be haunted by WAN!! No wan gool, Wan is his name - he is Spaneesh! Wan killed himsell on the Sipp but decided he liked it so mutch he stayed when he became a gool.
Noo fing is, mee and Mollee watch TAPS - the American ghost hunters who pure deebunk spooks - or sumtimes not - so from ma eggspeerience I have made a list of eesentshal fings for ma Dad to take on sunday nite to the Sipp:
DVD Recorder - no fur to film the ghost, fur him to film himsell so that we can see how scared he is.
Blanket - Fur to poot over his heed, so that he can scare the udder gools away (cut too holes out fur ewer eyes)
A Steak - No the type to eet, this is fur him to drive frew the hart of the Vampires
A Book - In case the gools are asleep, ah suggest the book the Titanic - keeps the feem going of him bean on a Sipp.
A life jacket - in case he is afraid and runs away from the gools and has to pure jump overboard (he needs to remembers to jump off the side that has the water udder wise will hurt if he jumps off the sipp and lands on the key side)
If ah fink of udder fings for him to take, I'll add them to ma list.
All mee and Molleee wants to say is Good Bye Dad, it wiz nice knowing ewe!! and fanks fur raising so mutch monee to help save udder dogs and to all the fantastic peepells who have sponsored you to make a complete gool of yoursell.
Lots of Love your No.1 King - Big Presley xxx
Pee Ess Mollee is pure greetin now :-)