Wednesday 9 March 2011

Hullo all ewes!

Long time no see ah hope ewes have bean ok. Ah have bean bizzee helping ma Mum wiff the Ray of Hope appeal to raise funds fur dogs wiff cancer. Noo the fing is this, it wiz all my idear, ah fott of everyfin and it seems that there is a lorra lorra peepells out there that pure liked ma idear, cos now udder peepells are doing the same fing. That shows ewe just how cool ma idears are, to make udders perspire! (Mollee says the word is inspire).
Anyway, Dad is in charge this weekend cos Mum is going to Crufts, am no sure wit class she is in, but ah hope she does well, so if ewe see ma Mum say hello. Ah wood also like to wiss ma Feeonsee and No.1 babe Rag (Berwicklaw Scottish Girl) and ma love child Coalman (Berwicklaw Harbour Master) all the best in the Whippey classes. Also ma Antee Yvettes babes that will be there too. Comiserations to all the udder whippeys who wont stand a chance next to the Scottish babes! oh well sutch is life! And finking about wee Joss (Rags wee girl) who did quantify for Crufts, but hasnt bean well this yeer, but I'm sure she will be at Crufts nexx yeer. (mollee says the word is qualify). Mollee is bean reel cheeky correcting ma spelling!
For all the peepleels who has bean part of ma life for neerly 6 yeers now, kens that I am a lover and no a fighter, but ah do get rite fed up with sum hoomans - there are sum reel strange ones out there in the wurld. Ma pet hate in hoomas is sneeks and those who wiff two faces that tell lies. Last week sumone ah kens wiz cott out bean a sneek and telling lies, but fing is this, hoomans who do this are lower than a snakes belly and they are not the types of hoomans ah want in ma life! Ah kens many of ewes kens the story and contacked us, all ah wood like to say is that, ewe are rite, they have pure shot themselves in the paws!! (Molle says ah spelt the word 'paws' rong, but ah best no tell ewe what the wurd shood be!). No sneek or liars are welcome in ma world and neever is the hoomans who think that is ackseptable. They have showed themselves up in a very bad way and they have made themselves rite unpopular wiff a lorra lorra peepells - so go hang ewer head in shame fur bean a low life.
Rite Mum has a very impotants meeting wiff a very important man who is helping Mum wiff the ray of hope appeal, so am eggsited for her. I'm saving up all ma pocket money (well after crufts that is), so that ah can bye sum of the fings bean pledged for the ockshon!! And remembers to look out all ewer picktoors of ewer babes for the photo compeetishon - dont get confoosed with the copycat fundraising - mine is rayofhopeappeal.co.uk
Fanks and have a grate time if ewe is going to Crufts.
Love big Presley the King xx

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