Ewe is the Weekest Link - Goodbye!!

Hullo all ewes, its mee hear Big Presser or King Presley to ewes. See me, ah have wanted to rite to ewes fur ages but ma Mum has bean so bizzee wiff fings that ah wiznae aloud on the compooter. Ah says to hur my fannee's will fink ah have forgotten thems, its no a Slog its a Blog and theys is waitin to here from there King! So hear ah am back wiff ma troo storees.
Pure hunners has happened to mee since ah last rote to ewes, ah took spellin lessons so even ma spellin has improoved. But ah will bring ewes up to date wiff socking noo's. (if ewes are on ma facebook ewe may have herd sum of this, so am sorree, but ewe will need to here it again).
Aboot free weeks ago ma Mum wiz invited to go to the BBC (ah fink that stands fur Beech Babe Collection or sumfin), to see if shee wiz smart eenuff to go on the Weekest Links. Anyways ah telt hur no tae do it, but she fott it wiz fur charitee and says she wood go. Well ah swears to masell, wit wiz she finkin, ah meen ah wood be offended if sumone said to me do ewe want to come fur an ODDISHON!! Cos see mee am no ODD! But I guess it wiz rite up ma Mums street and off she pure goes, but ah new it wid all end in teers! To cut a sad storree short, she got picked, ah guess that confirms how odd she is. Last Chewsday they filmed her and all the udder odd peepells who work wiff anemals. They telt them it wiz an anemal special and the questions wood be aboot anemals! Cool, ah fott ok, ma Mum wood do ok wiff that. No Chance!! They pure conned hur, cos ma Mums questions were no aboot anemals, but ma Mum fott hur questions were trick questions and looked a total plonker! She got free questions in the 1st round and free questions in the 2nd round, that equals Six, but cos she was finkin the questions wur aboot anemals she pure messed up big style - Fantastick if ewes ask mee - and she wiz pure the Weekest Links and wiz booted off by the rite smart a......'s who only answered a total of 4 questions and even got thems rong!!. When Fanny Anny Robinson (as ah call hur) asked thems why theys had voted ma Mum off, they says cos she got an Anemal questions rong! Am no aloud to tell ewes aboot the show, but the plonkers that voted ma Mum off were even ficker than ma Mum, cos it wiz History and TV questions she got rang - she wiznae asked an Anemal question. See ah telt ewes it wood all end in teers. But fing is see ma Mum she may be fick, but she is a good sport, cos she didnae get upsets at the fact that the entire wurld will see she is fick as mince. Fanny Anny didnae speek to ma Mum, cos she kent that ma Mums only good qualitee is being good at Banter. Mollee says Mum is also good at being a *it. Ah says ah cannee say that aboot ma Mum, but Mollee acktuallee said she wiz good at Wit and no what a fott she said. :-) (that wee symbol is a smile!). Well am away the noo, cos ah have fings to do - am having problems wiff ma back bottom, butt ah will let ewes ken how it goes! Lots of love to ewes all frum King Presley xxxxxxxxxxx