Gone to Rainbow Bridge xxx

Hullo all ewes oot there is mee heer big Presley. Noo fankfoolee wee havenae had an udder visit frum the Polish Guide in the turd cell, but he did break an udder glass todae, so hee's no gone back to spookee land yet.
Wees have bin rite sad fur a foo days hear at the open prizon in Lan Ark, cos see the fing is, an old friend of ma Mums has gone tae Rainbow Bridge tae bee wiff hur little dog that died last year. Noo see the fing is sum of ewes will ken the storee aboot ma half cat bruver called Denzil. He wiznae half a cat, but he wiz half a bruver! If ewes ken the storee aboot Denzil ewes will ken that hee died reel uneggspecktedlee after havin a stroke and the Vet Docktur asked ma Mum if Denzil had ever in his hole life bean involved in a bad acksident and hurted his heed. Ma Mum says that Denzil had niver had an acksident when he lived wiff hur, but maybees hee did befour.
Ma Mum wiz rite upset when Denzil died and she foned ma Antee Frances. Ma Antee Frances knoo Denzil befour he adopted ma Mum, and it turned oot shee said 'yes, Denzil pure did have an acksident and banged his heed'. Thats when ma Antee Frances had looked after Denzil and made him all betturs. Antee Frances also had a dog called Jade and a cat called Snookee. Poor Jade had bin reel bad aboosed as a wee dug - Jade wiz a hairy Jack Ruzzell and Frances got her frum..... wate fur this...... a Greyhound charitee!! Ah swears ta masell that is the troof. Anyway, wee Jade went tae Rainbow Bridge on 5th Febrooaree last yeer - ma hooman grate grans birffdae - try and keep up pleese!! Ma Mum has bin friends wiff Frances fur yeers noo, and wiz pure devastated to heer onlee a foo monffs ago that Snookee had cancer. Frances pure loved ma Mum and Dad and said, when Snookee goes, ah wants ewe to look efter hur, just like ewe did wiff Jade.
Mum and Dad were ment to go and visit Frances a foo weeks ago, but foned tae say ma Mum coulnae make it cos she had tae work, but tae give Snookee a big hug.
Well it wiznae ment tae be, coz ma Mum got a fone call on Friday tae say that ma Antee Frances wiznae well, she had taken wan of they Annewerism fings in the brain and wiz in hospeetals. Sadlee Antee Frances didnae make it and deesided on Saturdae tae go and bee wiff Jade at Rainbow Bridge.
It turns oot that Snookee wiz taken tae the vet on the Friday, and ma Mum foned Franceses son and said shee wid look efter wee Snookee furever. Am no soor wits happined tae Snookee, maybees ma Mum wiz too late, but if no, wee's will be getting an udder poosee cat tae live wiff us.
To ma Antee Frances, wee's all pure loved ewe, espeshally the biskits ewe allways had in ewer pocket fur mee and Mollee and Mac. Fur all the love ewe gave ma big bruver Kaz and fur all the love ewe geed tae make wee Denzil bettur when he wiz hurted. Mee and Mollee still plays wiff all Jades toys that ewe gave us and wee will niver forget ewe.
Nite, nite Antee Frances, pleese give Jade a big hug fae us all, and ah swear on ma ane life, that wee will rite look efter Snookee if its no too late. If its too late, ewe will ken befour us.
Love fae big Presley The King xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx