Friday, 29 May 2009

Snookee goes tae Rainbow Bridge

Hullo all ewes oot there its mee hear big Presley. Ah pure hopes ewes is enjoyin the nice sunnee weather, coz mee and Mollee pure loves it. But ah have rite sad noos fur ewes. Todae ma Mum and Dad are going tae ma Antee Frances's fooneral, but last nite ma Mum got a call frum Antee Frances's sistur, who had pure more bad noos. Little Snookee the cat pure stopped eeting anyfin when Antee Frances died last week and on Fursday she widnae even take watur. So fing is the vet docktur said that Snookee just wanted to go tae Rainbow Bridge tae bee wiff Antee Frances and Jade, so thats wit happined.
Antee Frances had telt everybuddee about how ma Mum had looked after Jade so well and wanted the same fing fur Snookee. Fing is Antee Frances didnae ken, she wid go befour Snookee. So noo ma Mum and Dad have two foonerals today, wan fur Antee Frances and wan fur Snookee, so theys will both go tae Rainbow Bridge toogether. Its kinda nice in a rite sad way.
Ma Mum wiz reel upsets, so mee and Mollee fot wee wid cheer ma Mum up a bit. So Mollee came up wiff the idear that wee's wid take up a noo hobbee. So Mollee picked 10 pin bowlin and ah picked rugbee. See fing is ah says tae Mollee where are ewe going tae find 10 pins, coz ma Mum disnae leaf pins lying around incase we get hurted. Then she said it wiznae played wiff pins, but it wiz played wiff a big heavee ball. So wee got hur a pink wan cos shee is a girl dug and shee can noo play Wan Pin Bowlin - that pure sounds like a Chineeese man or sumfin and am no wan of they ratio peepells that disnae like udders frum an udder countree.
Nexx fing ah found a Rugbee ball in ma garden, way to go man, how cool wiz that?
This is Mollee wiff hur noo 1 pin bowlin ball.
Wee's have a picktoor of Mollee aboot tae take a shot, but fing shee wiz so far away, fur tae take a rite good shot, ewe couldnae see hur wiffout ewer glasses on!
Ah will let ewes see a picktoor of mee wiff ma Rugbee ball when ah rememburs where ah left it.
Hope ewes are all ok and no sad like ma Mum, Love fae Big Presley the Rugbee player xxxx

No comments: