I'm back!

Hullo all ewes, Its mee hear big Presley,
Am rite sorree ah have no bin on ma compootur to talk tae all ma fanns, but see fing is, ah have bin doin a deegree. Yip, that is troo, ah swears tae masell. Ah have bin doing a deegree in the studdee of Bools. See wee had bools in the feeld nexx to us and ah fot that it wid bee a rite good oppertoonity tae studee them. Even Mollee will tells ewes ah am a master at talking bool!

Lots of udder fings have happined tae mee, ah have bin postin on ma Antee Rachels forum, witch is called Royal Heart Greyhound Rescoo, oh eye, and ah have bin in the 'cooler' at Lan Ark Open Prizon fur bean a bad boy. At telt every won aboot mee bean a bad boy and ah even shared ma prayer wiff thems. See fing is ma Mum got oot a measureing tape and pure worked oot how big ah wiz. Noo fur those that ken wit ma Mum does fur a living, that is no a nice fing to do tae me.
This is ma prayer - its called the Kings Prayer

Deer Fathur, am no sure who thou are
Lurcher bee thy name
Thy King has come
for what I have done
Give us wur dinner, and some daily bread
And forgive mee for bean heartless
As ah have forgiven udders who are heartless
Leed mee not into temptashon (again)
But deliver me from evil
For thy is the King, I have the power
While Mollee gets all the glory
Forever and ever
Adug.

Noo ewes can use ma prayer if ewe is in need of a little deevine intervenshon.
Ah will rite more toomorrows and tell ewes an udder storee.
Love fae Big Presley the King xx