ASBO at last!!

Hullo all ewes oot there,
Grate Noo's, at last ma Mum and Dad have had an ASBO slapped on thems in public fur bean BAD peepells. Ah swear this is the troof!!!. Mollee is reel upsets, but see mee, ah fink its cool!!
See fing is this, ma Mum let mee use the compootur again, and ah wiz pure postin fings on a charratee forum, fur tae cheer peepells up and tells thems how a dog finks - rite, then ma Dad puts on a videeoh, of mee and Mollee in wur Santa Paws geer. Nexx fing sum 'Richard' (also kent as Dick), comes on and says she finks it looks two RUFF, and hoped that mee and Mollee did not suss-tane seerioss In-jew-rees!! Noo fing is, this 'Richard', does not post mutch on this forum, so ah finks, this is a pure 'Richard' posting!! She pure kens nuffin aboot mee and Mollee! Noo fing is this.... see if wee's wur a danger too eeach udder or two sumone else, ma Mum wid bee pure upset, but see mee, am no scaree, udder wise ah wid no have Big Mac, and Ikea as boddee guards. So ah has bean tryin to consoll ma Mollee and ah says ah will pure bite Richard nexx time ah see's hur fur tryin tae give mee and ma Mollee ah complexshon.
Ah does not like peepells who do fings like that and ah will no let ma Mollee feel bad.
Am no bovered wit peepells finks of mee - cos am the King - but no tae upset ma Mollee.
So, tae that 'Richard' who posted that doggee poo (udder wise known as CRAP), why dont ewe go away and get a life, or come an watch Mollee reelee given mee a tankin! Ah fink the wumin who posted on that forum said wee's were RUFF cos she wiz lookin in the MIRROR an no watchin ma Videeoh!
Love tae all ma fannee's frum Big Presley the King xxxxxxx.