Kissmass List

Hullo its mee hear big Presley - now fing is sumtimes peepells fink am no a good boy, but ah am a good boy and ah fink aboot ma Mum all the times. Well the udder day ah found ma Mum's wiss list fur kissmass presents . So ah looked at the list, and ah didnt know wit sum of the fings were so ah got the nexx best fing. Ah have hidden thems in ma bed, so that it will be a surrprise on kissmass day, but ah fink she will be reel pleesed wiff what ah have got hur.



1. Space NK soap - am no sure wit this is, so ah got hur a Brillo Pad - it shood work a treet on hur face cos its good fur removing make-up.

2. Montblanc Pen - am no sure wit this is, but ma choo's look like pens so ah kept ma choo fur hur.

3. Grouse - we dont see many grouse round here, so ah fott ah wood give hur the crow that Mollee killed last monff.

4. Noo Belt fur hur denims - am no sure where to get wan of these, so ah will give hur ma extra long leed, that shood just aboot go round hur waste.

5 Chocolates - Ah cant get chocolates so ah fott ah wood give hur a box of bits of ma dinner cos she is always tellin me that ma dinner looks just as good!

6.New Mouse for hur compooter - Ah kens that there is a half eeten one in the garden that ma Mollee killed by mistakes - ah fink he wiz Mr Jingles No. 83.

7. Noo dinner plates - ah fott that cos ah keep breaking the plates, that ah wood give ma mum the same bowls as wee have, they is called staneless steels. Ah couldnt give hur one of mine, cos ah woodnt get any dinner, so ah stole the cats bowl.



Ah fink ewes will agree that am a rite good boy and Mum will be reel pleesed. This is a picktoor of ma pressents. Bye the way, the knife is no fur ma Mum, ah keeps that fur seecoortiee in case sumone breaks in. Ah have always done this since ah wiz a puppee growing up in Glesga.