Kissmass Song fur ma Da

Hullo and Merree Kissmass to all ma babes. Noo, see mee, am always singing songs aboot ma babes, so ah fott as it wiz kissmass times, ah wood rite won aboot ma Dad. Pleese sing-a-long to Winter Wunderbra oops sorree Winter Wunderland - fank ewe, Have a merry kissmass Love Big Presley the King of Babes. xxxxxxxxx

Lacee fings, ma Mum is missin
Da didnae ask, for her permisshon
He's wearing her clothes,
her silk pantee hose
Walking round in Mum's underware

In the drawer, there's a teddee
With little straps, like spagettee,
It holds him so tite
Like handcuffs at nite
Walking round in Mum's underware

In the office there's a guy named Gregg
he pretends to fool around
he'll say "Are your redee?"
Da says "Woah man! Lets wait until Dawn is out of town"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade
Walking round in Mums underware.

Lacee fings, is a missin
Didnae ask her permisshon
Wearing her clothes, her silk pantee hose
Walking round in Mums underware
Walking round in Mums underware
Walking round in Mums underware