Hullo Lords, laidee's and fannee's its mee hear big Presley. Ah have ritten Lords, cos see ma Mum, one of hur customers wiz a reel Lord and ah fink hee maybee's be reedin ma blog.
Anyways, ah wood just like to say that those reeding ma blog are the nicest peepells that have red ma blog todae. I gets masell getting all neuropathological (Mollee says the wurd is Nostalgic, but am no sure), anyways, ah have bean finkin aboot what has happined over the past yeer.
Ah wood likes ewes all tae take a moment two remembers ma lovely big bruver Wizard, better kent as Wizzee Wonga, who went to heaven in Martch this yeer. Ah wood like to fink that Wizzee is having a rite nice time in heaven and pure causing chaos and making them all laff like he did when he wiz hear. He will be running about wiff big Ivor and all the udder dogs that is in heaven, and big Wizzee will always bee in charge. Heavens gain is oor loss.
There have bean lots of nice fings happen this yeer, wiff fings like ma Feeonsee winning everyfin going at the Whippey shows - she is pure the number one bootee queen. Ma love child Coalman is going to Crufts wiff his Mum, ma Feeonsee Rag.
Roobee is still doin reel well and ah loves her very mutch. There wiz sooooo many good fings that happened this yeer ah havenae got the times to rite everythin.
Noo wate till ah tells ewe sumfin aboot nexx yeer, noo am no Psycho, but there is two significant fings happening. There will bee a Royal Wedding in April - thats all am saying AND mee and Mollee will be six. Noo ewe's are wundering why that is significants, well ah will be 6, Mollee will be 6, and we have a cat called 6 - so that makes 666 - the same as the tattoo ah have!! How cool is that?? Ah feel a rite good yeer coming on and look out for the numbers 666 and fink of mee. May ewes all have food in ewer belly's and water too drink, be happy, love and laff lots in 2011. Lots of love Big Presley the King xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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