See mee, see ma Mum, well sumtimes she can bee reel funnee but ah fink she upsets ma hooman Pa. See fing is this, ma hooma Granpa is a bit of an Artist - no the type of Artist that ma Dad is, ma hooman Granpa is a reel painter artist and he has even sold sum picktoors. Noo he hasnae sold as many picktoors as Van Cock or made as mutch money and he sure hasnae cut his ane ear off, but he does no bad considering he is pure dead old. He is in loads of Artee Fartee clubs and his hoose has hunners of picktoors on the walls. (yuck!).
Anyways what happined was this, Mum an Dad took ma hooman Granpa oot fur sum lunch and the restoorant theys were in had covered the picktoors on the wall wiff kissmass paper and bows to make it look kissmassee, as though Santa Paws had hung his pressess on the wall. So ma Mum says "Oh that looks rite cool" and Dad and Granpa agreed it wiz rite nice. Then ma Mum says "Oh Dad, ewe cood doo that wiff all ewer picktoors at home"!!!! Ah swear that is the troof, ma Dad didnae ken where too look, but see ma Granpa he fott it wiz a pure dead funnee fing to say and he laffed - until............... he fott about what ma Mum had said. See ma hooman Granpa ah felt pure sorree fur him, but ah will lets ewe ken if he took ma Mums advice. Bye for noo, Big Presley xxxxxxxxxxxx
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