Divo is no ill.

Hullo all ewes, its mee hear big Presley, and ah have an udder troo storee fur tae tell ewes.

See wit happined wiz this, ma Mum telt me tae bee a good boy coz she wiz going oot tae see ill divo! Noo, fing iz this, I disnae even ken a dug called divo, let alone that he wiz ill, so ah fot shee wiz like going tae the hospeetal tae visit him or sumfin. So ah says tae ma Mollee, do ewe fink wee should make a get well soon kard fur divo? Mollee wiz pure laffin and ah diznae ken why. She says ill divo is 4 singurs. Ah says wit are ewe talkin aboot Mollee?.

Noo, pleese try and keep up wiff this storee. So Mollee telt mee that divo wiznae a dug, but 4 singurs called Daveed, Karloss, Sebassteean, and Oooooooree! Ah fot that cannee bee rite, so ah pure checked oot ma Mums compootur when shee came home and soor eenuff, there wur picktoors of blokes on it, pure like singing tae ma Mum. Hear iz sum picktoors that ah took frum hur compootur.

This is Karloss

This is ill Divo - disnae look ill tae mee!

This is Sebassteean - ah fink
Noo ah disnae ken if ma Dad finks ma Mum is going tae see an ill dug, but that is wit shee telt mee, so ah guess she telt him the same fing. But WEE kens better!! Diz they look ill tae ewe??

Gettin so close tae ma Mum like that, they wur luckee theys managed tae eescape, udder wise they wid bee held prizoner at the Lan Ark open prizon. Noo pleese dont tell ma Dad aboot this, cos hee will bee rite upset and ah widnae like that.

So if ma Mum tells ewes shee is going tae see ill divo, ewes will ken shee is pure cheetin on ma Dad. Ah widnae cheet on ma Mollee, unless it wiz wiff wan of ma reel pure babes.

Lots of love big Presley The King xxxxxxxxxx

Pee Ess, if ewe wants tae heer them singing, ewe can heer them singing Amasin Grace on ma Mums website coz that is the song she pit wiff 'our in memoree' of all ma bruvers and sisters that are running free at Rainbows Bridge. xx