Self harmin

Hullo its mee again, big Presley. Noo ah kens ewe wid have bin socked at wit ah telt ewes yesterday aboot ma Mum sayin she wiz going tae see ill divo and she only pure went an seen 4 men insted, but ma storee today will pure sock ewe even more.

Ah swear tae masell this is the troof wit am aboot tae tell ewes. Sum of ewes will ken that ah have a sistur called Charlee. Noo she is a girl, but shee is a poosee cat and shee is white. Am no soor how shee became ma sistur coz she is white and ah am black, but she is.

Anyway when ah went tae visit ma sistur in hur cell witch is at the udder end of the prizon frum mee and mollee, ah pure seen big clumps of hur white fur lying on the floor, like she had bean tae the fur dressers or sumfin. Ah didnae like tae say anyfun tae hur, coz ah didnae want tae give hur a complexshon, and shee could end up baldee like Macs back bottom. So ah desided that ah wid get sum advice on the deleeket matter frum ma booteefool Mollee. Mollee says that shee diznae ken any baldee poosee cats, so she fot that maybee Hilda had geed hur a tankin and thats how shee lost all hur fur. Ah fot tae masell, if that is the troof, maybee Hilda will be sent tae a mare seecoor prizon and no bee aloud tae live at the open prizon.

Noo ah wiz rite worreed fur Charlee gettin a tankin, so ah went back tae visit hur, and ewes will no beeleeve wit ah seen. She wiz pure dane it tae hersell. Ah swear she wiz. She wiz like pure self harmin, poolin big chunks of fur oot of hersell. She does this tae hersell when shee has rubbed hersell in cat nip. Ah fink thats why its called cat nip, coz once they rub in it, they pure nips themsells. So, ah fink Charlee will need tae get help frum a sykiatrist tae stop hur frum self harmin, udder wize shee will end up lookin like the cat in the pickto

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