Mee Maw, Mee Maw, Mee Maw

Hullo all ewes its mee big Presley. Noo ma Mollee always laffs when ah rites that at the start, coz she says ewes all kens its mee, but fing iz, wit if somewon else rote ma blog, ewes widnae ken, so thats why ah always say if its mee or not - see, am no as daft as a look!
Sum of ewes will remembur that ah want tae bee a Pollis Dug when ah grow up, so that ah can chase bad peepells and when ah catch them ah can bites them, well ah wiz wunderin if Fire Mens have Fire Dugs, coz ah fink ah wid like tae bee a Rescoo Dug. Ma Mollee says that am allreddy a Rescoo dug, but wit ah meens iz a dug that rescoo's peepells, coz ah could pool there arms and legs and fings when ah rescoos them and thats cool game tae play.
Anyways wit happined wiz this. Mee and Mollee wiz oot wiff ma Mum in the car wiff the dark windaes that wee can see oot, but nobuddee can see in, so nobuddee kens that mee, the famoss King wiz in the car. Wee were behind a huge big lorree, but there wiz like bloo smoke comin frum the lorree, and it wiz so bad ma Mum had tae slow doon tae aboot 120mph. Ah wiz pure yellin at the man tae stop his lorree, but he kept going. Nexx fing wee herd a huge big BANG! Ma Mum fot the tyre had blown on the lorree, and the man stopped at the side of the road, so ma Mum passed him, and az wee got in line wiff the bit where the lorree joins up wiff the bit that drives the lorree, we pure seen the biggest fire wees have ever seen in the hole of our lives. This was even bigger than the time ma Dad had a Bar Bee Q and set wur trees on fire, ah swear tae masell it wiz. The lorree driver wiz like still sittin in his cab fing, until he seen ma Mum stop and pure run towards him, so he got oot tae see wit ma Mum wanted. Noo this is the funnee bit, coz ewe wood have fot ma Mum wiz tryin tae help the man, but she only went and said tae him 'have ewe got a fone'? Wit wiz all that aboot? Ah fot she should have says tae him, 'pure run fur ewer life, ewer big lorree is on fire'. Why ask the poor man if hee had a fone? The man then seen the flames, but hee pure jumped back into his cab fing, witch wiz fool of fick black smoke in aboot 2 seconds. Ah says tae ma Mollee ah will need tae help! Shee said wit are ewe going tae do Presley? Mollee wiz pure greetin coz shee didnae want me tae help in case ah hurted masell. So ah says watch this Mollee.....and do ewe kens wit ah did? Ah preetened that ah wiz a Fire Dug and started tae yell. Mee Maw, Mee Maw, Mee Maw, Mee Maw. Mollee wiz pure rite impressed wiff that, cos that wiz a rite pure important job, coz the man jumped oot of his cab cos he fot it wiz the Fire Men comin tae help, so ah like pure saved him. We went off tae the park efter that, but ah wiz Mollees reel life heero, fur saving that man. How cool is that?
Love fae big Presley the Fire Dug Heero xxxxxxx