Grand Natshonal Day.

Hullo all ewes oot there its mee hear again. Listen did any of ewes ken it wiz Grand Natshonals Day? Well see fing iz, ah neerlee forgot, but ah herd ma Dad sayin tae ma Mum somfin aboot a dog called Noah, and he wiz in a sort of Grand Natshonal today. Am no soor who Noah is.
Anyways, ah had a look at the noospaper and picked oot sum horses fur tae win the race, or no tae win the race az it happined. Noo, fing iz ah don't like it when the horses pure fall or get hurted, and ma Mum and ma Mollee pure cries, so wee diznae watch the race, but this is the horses ah picked fur ma bruvers and sisters.
1. Priests Leap - Ma horse, but ah fot it said Presley's Leap!
2. Ramblin Minster - Mum - but ah fot it said Ramblin Minister coz of ma Mums job!
3. Black Apalachi - Mac - becoz big Mac is black!
4. Stan - Stan, coz that iz his name!
5. Ollie Magern - efter ma bruver Olly that died at Noo Yeers!
6. Big Fella Fanks - Mollee's horse, coz shee always says that two mee!
7. Comply or Die - Roobee's horse, coz shee is pure the boss at the prizon!
8. Irish Invader - efter ma bruver Ivor, coz he wiz frum Eye-er-land.
9. Idle Talk - Bazils horse, coz Bazil iz always talkin nonsense!
10. Can't Buy Time - Wizzee's horse, coz that must bee an old horse!
Noo the fing iz, the onlee wan that did any good wiz Comply or Die, ma Roobee's horse and ah should have pit all 23p of ma pocket monee on that horse tae win in second place, but ah didnae so ah didnae win anyfin.
Am noo away tae pick sum numburs fur the lotteree, so ah can buy a beetch hut at Norff Berwick fur ma summer holeedaes.
Love fae big Presley the Gamblur xxxxxxx