Wit pig geed everyone the floo?

Hullo all ewes oot there, its mee hear, big Presley. Noo, pleese disnae worree, its no mee and Mollee that has the pig floo. Wee is fine fanks, so ewes is no two worree. See sum of ewes fot that it must bee mee and Mollee that cot the pig floo cos ah havenae been around fur a while, but wees havenae bean tae Mexeeco. Well see fing is, ah have bin reelee bizzee wiff fings. Ah have dun so mutch, as disnae even ken where tae start, so ah will start wiff the most eggsiteting fing. Ah have a noo back pack fur ma holeedays. Its cool it haz Cheekee Monkee on it and it haz a seekret compartment fur ma Speedos. Mee and Mollee also got noo toys. Mollee got a poosee cat fing and ah got a dragon. So noo wee have two dragons hear, one fur mee and one fur ma Dad. Ah wiz rite pleesed tae see the old coolers bean knocked doon hear at the open prizon, so no more cooler fur mee!!! Well, one cooler has bean knocked doon but the udder one is still there and cannee bee knocked doon yet, coz sum burd has built a nest in it and ma Mum diznae want them pure disturbed. The good fing is, that wee's are getting wur very own swimmin pool in the gardin. Ah swears tae masell that is the troof. But ah herd ma Dad saying that he cannee wate until he's gets his crap in it. Eye, honest, that is wit he said. So ah fink ah will need sum doggells to proteck ma eyes befour ah go swimmin in wur noo pool. Ah will let ewes ken when wee gets wur swimmin pool and all the pure babes can come over tae mine fur sum skinnee dippin, but no collars pleese, onlee noodees aloud, so ewes dont get crap on ewer collar!
Noo, ah am reelee worreed that wees will have a pandemick in Lan Ark, coz fing iz, if there is a pandemick, ma Mum is no aloud tae work. Eye thats the troof, coz the Prime Priest (mollee says hee is called the prime minister, but am no soor), says that they will have tae creemate hoomans at ma Mums work, if there is a pandemick. Yuck. Noo if shee cannee work, mee an mollee will no bee ables to go on wur holeedaes, coz ma Mum will no have monee tae pay fur it.
So pleese rememburs no tae shake hands or paws wiff anybodee and tae wear a Michale Jacksun face mask, tae keep the pig floo away. Ah just hopes it wiznae ma pal Dora the pig who pure spread the floo, cos ah wiz speekin tae hur the udder day frew the fence.
Rite am away noo, tae blow ma nose, and cleen ma bits, just in case. Speek soon.
Love fae big Presley xxxxxxxxxx