Out wiff the old in wiff the noo!

Hullo Lords, laidee's and fannee's its mee hear big Presley. Ah have ritten Lords, cos see ma Mum, one of hur customers wiz a reel Lord and ah fink hee maybee's be reedin ma blog.
Anyways, ah wood just like to say that those reeding ma blog are the nicest peepells that have red ma blog todae. I gets masell getting all neuropathological (Mollee says the wurd is Nostalgic, but am no sure), anyways, ah have bean finkin aboot what has happined over the past yeer.
Ah wood likes ewes all tae take a moment two remembers ma lovely big bruver Wizard, better kent as Wizzee Wonga, who went to heaven in Martch this yeer. Ah wood like to fink that Wizzee is having a rite nice time in heaven and pure causing chaos and making them all laff like he did when he wiz hear. He will be running about wiff big Ivor and all the udder dogs that is in heaven, and big Wizzee will always bee in charge. Heavens gain is oor loss.
There have bean lots of nice fings happen this yeer, wiff fings like ma Feeonsee winning everyfin going at the Whippey shows - she is pure the number one bootee queen. Ma love child Coalman is going to Crufts wiff his Mum, ma Feeonsee Rag.
Roobee is still doin reel well and ah loves her very mutch. There wiz sooooo many good fings that happened this yeer ah havenae got the times to rite everythin.
Noo wate till ah tells ewe sumfin aboot nexx yeer, noo am no Psycho, but there is two significant fings happening. There will bee a Royal Wedding in April - thats all am saying AND mee and Mollee will be six. Noo ewe's are wundering why that is significants, well ah will be 6, Mollee will be 6, and we have a cat called 6 - so that makes 666 - the same as the tattoo ah have!! How cool is that?? Ah feel a rite good yeer coming on and look out for the numbers 666 and fink of mee. May ewes all have food in ewer belly's and water too drink, be happy, love and laff lots in 2011. Lots of love Big Presley the King xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Kissmass Song fur ma Da

Hullo and Merree Kissmass to all ma babes. Noo, see mee, am always singing songs aboot ma babes, so ah fott as it wiz kissmass times, ah wood rite won aboot ma Dad. Pleese sing-a-long to Winter Wunderbra oops sorree Winter Wunderland - fank ewe, Have a merry kissmass Love Big Presley the King of Babes. xxxxxxxxx

Lacee fings, ma Mum is missin
Da didnae ask, for her permisshon
He's wearing her clothes,
her silk pantee hose
Walking round in Mum's underware

In the drawer, there's a teddee
With little straps, like spagettee,
It holds him so tite
Like handcuffs at nite
Walking round in Mum's underware

In the office there's a guy named Gregg
he pretends to fool around
he'll say "Are your redee?"
Da says "Woah man! Lets wait until Dawn is out of town"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade
Walking round in Mums underware.

Lacee fings, is a missin
Didnae ask her permisshon
Wearing her clothes, her silk pantee hose
Walking round in Mums underware
Walking round in Mums underware
Walking round in Mums underware

Mum is diggin her ane grave!

See mee, see ma Mum, well sumtimes she can bee reel funnee but ah fink she upsets ma hooman Pa. See fing is this, ma hooma Granpa is a bit of an Artist - no the type of Artist that ma Dad is, ma hooman Granpa is a reel painter artist and he has even sold sum picktoors. Noo he hasnae sold as many picktoors as Van Cock or made as mutch money and he sure hasnae cut his ane ear off, but he does no bad considering he is pure dead old. He is in loads of Artee Fartee clubs and his hoose has hunners of picktoors on the walls. (yuck!).
Anyways what happined was this, Mum an Dad took ma hooman Granpa oot fur sum lunch and the restoorant theys were in had covered the picktoors on the wall wiff kissmass paper and bows to make it look kissmassee, as though Santa Paws had hung his pressess on the wall. So ma Mum says "Oh that looks rite cool" and Dad and Granpa agreed it wiz rite nice. Then ma Mum says "Oh Dad, ewe cood doo that wiff all ewer picktoors at home"!!!! Ah swear that is the troof, ma Dad didnae ken where too look, but see ma Granpa he fott it wiz a pure dead funnee fing to say and he laffed - until............... he fott about what ma Mum had said. See ma hooman Granpa ah felt pure sorree fur him, but ah will lets ewe ken if he took ma Mums advice. Bye for noo, Big Presley xxxxxxxxxxxx

A Horrid fing happined too Charlee

Am up errlee todaes Mollee wants to go mouse hunting. Fing is this ah wiz sittin hear pure bean cool and surfin the nett and ah wiz socked to reed aboot Charlee and Cameelion bean attacked. Noo see mee, ah dont normallee's get masel involved in Politicks cos it's no ma fing unless it is to do wiff aneemals or royaltee fings that wood affeck mee. Ah fott to masell if Prince Charlee cood bee attacked wit wood these Neds do to a King. Noo fing is this, the neds that attacked the Prince wiz protestin that all the hard working peepells of the country shood pay more of their tooishon fee's fur them to spend at the pub. In princeepal ah fink its a good idear fur tax payers to pay fur everyone to go to the pub, in fact ah fink it wood help ma Mum and Dad if drinks in pubs were free, but lets face it, am reel smart and that is no going to happen - ah mean, how wood the pub owners pay fur fings like peenuts and crisps, if no buddee paid fur their drinks. When ah went to primaree dog skool, ma Mum had to pay fur it - shee paid deerlee and is still paying - but she didnae expect anybuddee to pay fur mee to be reel cliver. Even when I went to high skool ma Mum paid fur that two. Ah wiz so cliver there wiz no point in mee going to Universitee, so Mum didnae have tae worree aboot payin fur that and look how well ah have done fur masell. Do ewes ken Lord Allan Soogar and Richard Branston Pickle, well they admires mee soo mutch they wanted to bee just like me and didnae even bover going to skool and they's dun no bad fur themsells. Ah fink they stoodents who attacked Prince Charlee and his Cameelion shood be locked up fur all the damages theys has caused, after all thats wit happened to mee, ah wiz locked up in Lan Ark open prizon fur causing damages to fings. That tott mee a valuable lesson in life, if ewe is going to damage fings make sure ewe dont get cott, udderwise ewe will be poot in prizon. This is ma message to all the stoodents oot there: The wurld does not owe ewes a rite to go to Universitee, if ewes cannee afford tae sit in the pub getting drunk all day then get a job, get a life, stop moanin, cos the country is alredee in a rite b..........y mess due to fudd's who went to universitee and are noo running the country. King Presley the Fillosifer. xx

A noo compeetishon

Fur a chance to win a kissmass hat and scarf fur ewer dog or poosee cat this is ma compeetishon. The furst 2 dogee peepells to win and the furst cat persun to win will win. Cool.

This is ma questions witch ewe can replys to on ma facebook.

1 Wit iz ma reel bruver called?
2 Where do ah live?
3 What is Smallee's reel name
4 What is ma Feeonsee called
5 What does ma Mum do fur a living
6 How many poosee cats do ah have
7 How many pets in total live wiff mee
8 What is ma love child called
9 How old is mee and Mollee
10 How old is ma Feeonsee

All the ansurs are on ma blog - fanks love big Presser xxxxxxxxxxx

Kissmass List

Hullo its mee hear big Presley - now fing is sumtimes peepells fink am no a good boy, but ah am a good boy and ah fink aboot ma Mum all the times. Well the udder day ah found ma Mum's wiss list fur kissmass presents . So ah looked at the list, and ah didnt know wit sum of the fings were so ah got the nexx best fing. Ah have hidden thems in ma bed, so that it will be a surrprise on kissmass day, but ah fink she will be reel pleesed wiff what ah have got hur.



1. Space NK soap - am no sure wit this is, so ah got hur a Brillo Pad - it shood work a treet on hur face cos its good fur removing make-up.

2. Montblanc Pen - am no sure wit this is, but ma choo's look like pens so ah kept ma choo fur hur.

3. Grouse - we dont see many grouse round here, so ah fott ah wood give hur the crow that Mollee killed last monff.

4. Noo Belt fur hur denims - am no sure where to get wan of these, so ah will give hur ma extra long leed, that shood just aboot go round hur waste.

5 Chocolates - Ah cant get chocolates so ah fott ah wood give hur a box of bits of ma dinner cos she is always tellin me that ma dinner looks just as good!

6.New Mouse for hur compooter - Ah kens that there is a half eeten one in the garden that ma Mollee killed by mistakes - ah fink he wiz Mr Jingles No. 83.

7. Noo dinner plates - ah fott that cos ah keep breaking the plates, that ah wood give ma mum the same bowls as wee have, they is called staneless steels. Ah couldnt give hur one of mine, cos ah woodnt get any dinner, so ah stole the cats bowl.



Ah fink ewes will agree that am a rite good boy and Mum will be reel pleesed. This is a picktoor of ma pressents. Bye the way, the knife is no fur ma Mum, ah keeps that fur seecoortiee in case sumone breaks in. Ah have always done this since ah wiz a puppee growing up in Glesga.

A Snowwww Poem fur ma facebook pals!

Sing along wiff the toone to 'Walkin in a Wintur Wunder Land'

Dogs bowls chime and am listenin
On the road snow is glistening
A need a big s....e, before I'll bee happee tonite
Socking is this Wintur Wonderland

Gone away is ma last burd
Here to stay is ma noo burd
Ah sings a love song, As wee go along
Socking is this Wintur Wonderland

In the garden ewe can build a snowman
And I'll preetend that he is Fathur Brown
He'll say "Are Ewe Marreed Presley"
I'll say "No Way Man"
But ewe can do the job when Rags in town

Later on, we'll perspire
As we play leapfrog by the fire
To face Antee Nora unafraid
Wiff the puppee's that we made
Socking is this Wintur Wonderland

Boom Boom - love big Presley xxxx

Problem Solved -stay safe in the Snow!!

Now see fing is, ah made it ma life time ambishon to torture ma Mum fur giving ma bruver Aaron away and ah fink ah have made a good job of sending hur around the twist over the past 5 yeers (and everybuddee else who kens mee). But see fing is, ah fink fings have got rite out of hand. See after a long hard days, sumtimes ma Mum likes to reelaxx wiff a glass or free of wine and shee likes to do hur impershonastion of ma Da. For those who havenae seen ma Mums impershonastion of ma Da, it involves being inco-hearant when he speeks, dribbling and making funnee noises from half way doon his bodee (Mollee says am no aloud to use the wurd f*rt). Anyways, ma Dad wiz worreed that if ma Mum went oot tae work in hur car in all the snow, that she cood get stuck and wee woodnae see hur again fur days, maybee even monffs if wees were reelee luckee. So he got hur noo stickers for hur car, no wan, no too, but free stickers, so that anybuddee going to helps hur woodnae miss wit the problem wiz. He only went and got hur stickers advertising Alcohollicks Annonomus!! Ah swear that is the troof!! The sticker reeds sumfin like this...... If ewer car has broken doon or ewe has bean involved in an acksident, AA should be ewer first point of call for assisstanse - reesult or wit!!. In order to ressussitate the driver of this veehickle, pour sum loobricant doon the drivers froat, like wines or brandee's - thats should do the trick. How cool is that??

Horror of DRUGGIN dogs at Lan Ark Open Prizon!

Hullo all ewes, wate till ah tell ewes ma storee, this is troo and socking! Yesterdaes wee's went to visit the Vet Docktor, but wee wiznae hurted and wee wiznae ill so wee didnt need to be eggsamined. Ma Mum wiz talkin to the Vet Docktor (ah calls him the Minister, but that is a disguise fur his ill eagle goings on) and he gave ma Mum a bag wiff huge white pills in it! See fing is this, ah watches all the Pollis programmes on the TV's and ah kens all aboot Speed, Crack and Anfetameens, and am sure ma Mum bott drugs!! Ah kens ewe is all socked - cos after alls, ma Mum is daft eenuff wiffoot taking drugs. Anyways, sumfin happined at the Vet Docktors witch ah will tell ewes aboot 2morros, but it wiz soooooo funnee that mee an Mollee forgot aboot the Drugs. So last nite mee and Mollee's wiz sitting wathing Coppers on the Tellys, and ah herd Mum sayin to Dad "OMG ah forgot to give 'u know wit' to Presser and Smaller"!! Ma Da said "OMG ewe is pure a nutjob". Noo, ah kens it wiznae an errlee kissmass present, but ah didnae ken wit it wiz. So nexx fing Mum comes in wiff 2 of her best china bowls and in thems wiz ice screams and bannanna's. Then she pure says in her poshest acksent "Oh Pressleee oh Mollllleee look wit Mummee has fur ewe"!! See mee ah smelt a Rat and ah says to Mollllleee, have wee bean good today? Nope wiz the ansur, cos wee laffed at sumfin at the Vets that wee shouldnae have laffed at. But wee's ate wur ice scream wiff grate gusto - then ah spots them hidden in the bannnnanas - the DRUGS!!!! Ah ken wee wood not be given sumfin nice to eet when it wiznae even kissmas times yet. So see mee am cliver and ah ate all ice screams and left the drugs. Ah have a feeree and ah fink Mum wanted a long lie in hur bed, so she tried to Drug us, but she pure failed. Mollee says shee finks they were fur Worms, but these drugs were soooooo big a worm wood have pure choaked on thems. So ah fink it wiz to subdoo mee and Mollee. It got mee to finkin, maybe ah cood be a drug search dog in the Pollis or at the airports. This is a picktoor of the eevidense of them tryin to drug us!! Ah wiz such a smart dog that ma Mum gave mee and Mollee a speshall treet laters of Corned Beef and she said "eet up Presley ewe is ah a GOOD boy"!!

Undercover Boss UK

Hullo all ewes, its mee hear Big Presser - ah always says that incase an imposster is using ma compooter! Wee's were watching a programme on tellys last night aboot a boss of a burger company in Americas and what he did wiz to go in disguise and get a job in his ANE companee! Ah swear that is the troof - he pure did sum poor geezer out of a job filling burger buns - ah fink that wiz sellfish of him. Anyways it got mee finkin, and ah fink it wood be a good idear if ma Mum did the same fing with hur companee. Noo, lets not be sillee about this and fink it frew. She wood need to wear a wig or sumfin so that nobuddee kent her, then she could put on a funnee voice when she ansurs the fone - eye ah meen an udder funnee voice and no the wan she usually uses. Then she cood pure get in hur car and drive to peepells houses, but they woodnae ken it wiz ma Mum who is normallees the Direcktor, Marketing Manager, Accountant, Seckreetaree, Counseelor, Reeceptionist, Telefonist, Tea Maker and Cleener of her umpire called the Pet Undertaker. When ma Mum got back home, she cood pure fink aboot everyfin that happened and see where she needs to make improovments or see if she is doin anyfin rite. Ah fink that wood be a reel good eggsersise fur her and wood also make sure she isnae wastin time on udder fings that are no necessaree. Ah will ask ma Dad to videeo it, so it looks reel offentick and ah will put it where all ma Mums videeos end up on EWE TOOBE! Am away to help Mum wiff her disguise. Lots of Love big Presley xx

Happee Birffday to ma Princess Rag

My Princess Rag is FORE todae!! HAPPEE BIRFFDAE MA PRINCESS FEEONSEE. XX
Now ewe all kens mee and ewe all kens how mutch ah loves ma No.1 babes, but see fing is, see ma Rag she is very speshall cos she is ma Feeonsee and wee have a Love Child twogether called Coalman - he even looks like me and is reel cliver too. Now see fing is am a King of princeepals and ah wood like to let ewes all into a seecret. Ah fink that there will be a Royal Wedding nexx year - thats all am sayin. Ah fink the 29th of April will bee a good day fur it. :-) Now pleese dont tell ma Mollee, cos she diznae ken aboot it. If any of ewes can get the day off work fur the Royal Wedding pleese let me ken.
Ah hopes ah gets to see ma Rag soon so that ah can wiss her a happee birffday in person. :-) xxxxxxx
Ah loves ewe Princess Rag, love frum King Presley ewer Feeonsee xxxx

Ewe is the Weekest Link - Goodbye!!

Hullo all ewes, its mee hear Big Presser or King Presley to ewes. See me, ah have wanted to rite to ewes fur ages but ma Mum has bean so bizzee wiff fings that ah wiznae aloud on the compooter. Ah says to hur my fannee's will fink ah have forgotten thems, its no a Slog its a Blog and theys is waitin to here from there King! So hear ah am back wiff ma troo storees.
Pure hunners has happened to mee since ah last rote to ewes, ah took spellin lessons so even ma spellin has improoved. But ah will bring ewes up to date wiff socking noo's. (if ewes are on ma facebook ewe may have herd sum of this, so am sorree, but ewe will need to here it again).
Aboot free weeks ago ma Mum wiz invited to go to the BBC (ah fink that stands fur Beech Babe Collection or sumfin), to see if shee wiz smart eenuff to go on the Weekest Links. Anyways ah telt hur no tae do it, but she fott it wiz fur charitee and says she wood go. Well ah swears to masell, wit wiz she finkin, ah meen ah wood be offended if sumone said to me do ewe want to come fur an ODDISHON!! Cos see mee am no ODD! But I guess it wiz rite up ma Mums street and off she pure goes, but ah new it wid all end in teers! To cut a sad storree short, she got picked, ah guess that confirms how odd she is. Last Chewsday they filmed her and all the udder odd peepells who work wiff anemals. They telt them it wiz an anemal special and the questions wood be aboot anemals! Cool, ah fott ok, ma Mum wood do ok wiff that. No Chance!! They pure conned hur, cos ma Mums questions were no aboot anemals, but ma Mum fott hur questions were trick questions and looked a total plonker! She got free questions in the 1st round and free questions in the 2nd round, that equals Six, but cos she was finkin the questions wur aboot anemals she pure messed up big style - Fantastick if ewes ask mee - and she wiz pure the Weekest Links and wiz booted off by the rite smart a......'s who only answered a total of 4 questions and even got thems rong!!. When Fanny Anny Robinson (as ah call hur) asked thems why theys had voted ma Mum off, they says cos she got an Anemal questions rong! Am no aloud to tell ewes aboot the show, but the plonkers that voted ma Mum off were even ficker than ma Mum, cos it wiz History and TV questions she got rang - she wiznae asked an Anemal question. See ah telt ewes it wood all end in teers. But fing is see ma Mum she may be fick, but she is a good sport, cos she didnae get upsets at the fact that the entire wurld will see she is fick as mince. Fanny Anny didnae speek to ma Mum, cos she kent that ma Mums only good qualitee is being good at Banter. Mollee says Mum is also good at being a *it. Ah says ah cannee say that aboot ma Mum, but Mollee acktuallee said she wiz good at Wit and no what a fott she said. :-) (that wee symbol is a smile!). Well am away the noo, cos ah have fings to do - am having problems wiff ma back bottom, butt ah will let ewes ken how it goes! Lots of love to ewes all frum King Presley xxxxxxxxxxx

Cleen up ewer act big Presser!

Hullo its mee hear, wate till ewe here this troo storee. Aboot 1 yeers ago, a Scottish noo's paper says they were looking fur blog storee's fur there paper. Ah cannee tell ewes witch paper it wiz, but ah fott to masell, thats cool, ah will let them reed ma blog. But fing is this, ma Mum says that ma blog wiz fur Adults to reed and no sootable fur childrens, so if ah wanted to let thems reed ma blog ah wood have to cleen up ma act and take oot all ma bad wurds. It took me b......y ages to do that cos sumtimes ah tell it as it is and sumtimes that meens ah use norty wurds, cos am just me King Presley. Noo the fing is, the paper wanted good storee's cos the twa dugs that rote the blog every b........y week in the paper were mega, mega, mega boring. All they ever did wiz go to the park, they didnae even have a personalitee's like mee. Ah felt sorree fur thems cos theys has a boring life, but if they had red ma blog they cood have found out how to have a life.
Anyways ah cleened up ma blog and even then they didnae want it, cos ah wood have made thems look sillee. Now that ah kens that no kids (babee goats) or childrens will reed this, ah can bee masell again. So fing is this if ewe is eesilee offended, ah suggest ewe reed there slog and no ma blog. The King is BACK!! lots of love Big Presley the King of Lurchers and lover of the beech babes. xxxxxxxxxx

Grate Tits!

Now that the snoow is coming back ma Mum gets worreed aboot the burds in the garden, cos they is not gettin eenuff to eet. So ma Mum always puts food oot fur them in the shape of balls. She says the burds like balls! One day ma Mum says shee seen a rite odd burd in the garden and shee didnae ken wit type it wiz and she fott it wood be a good idea to bye a book wiff picktoors of burds in it so she wood ken wit all the burds were called. Thats a cool idear ah fott, cos ma Dad also likes looking at picktoors of burds. Butt what we didnae bank on wiz ma Dad's knowledge of burds espeshally of Tits. Noo wate wan minit, let mee eggsplane!!! One day ma Mum and Dad wiz lookin oot the windae and ma Mum spots an odd burd and shee says to ma Dad "look there is that odd burd". Ma Dad didnae see the burd that ma Mum was pointing at and said "that is a Grate Tit!!!". But see mee, ah fott he said to ma Mum 'dont bee a grate t...'! Mollee wiz pure laffin her head off. Ma Mum looks at ma Dad and says wit do ewe kens aboot Tits, and he says he pure new the difference between a Grate Tit and a Bloo Tit. See mee ah wanted to stick up fur ma Mum, cos ah kens that ma Mum kens the difference beetween them too!! Mollee says am no aloud to tells ewes how ma Mum kens the difference, but what a want to know is how ma Dad kens the difference. If ah find out ah will lets ewe ken, but that is an udder troo storree frum me big Presley. xxxx

The most socking storee ever!!

Hullo all ewes, sorree ah have no bin on hear fur a while, but fing is, ma Mum has bean bizzee wiff work and fings and am no aloud on the compootar when she is working.
But ah have tae tell ewes about the most SOCKING fing ah have seen in ma hole life.
Ewe all kens ah like Lams and this is the times all the Lams are in the feelds. Well ah wiz oot in the car wiff Mollee and ma Mum - ma Mum wiz driving, cos it wiz her turn tae drive. Anyway, ah says "Oh Mollee look at all they pure dead brilliant lams" and wee were reel happee tae see them. Well, the nexx day wee wiz back oot in the car and wee seen the same Lams, but ewes will no beeleeve wit had happined to them. Dooring the nite someone had pure only gone and VANDALISED them, Ah swear that is the troof!!! Theys were all covered in Graffeetee!!! Sum had red numbers ritten on thems in red paint.
Ah says tae ma Mollee that wiz the most socking thing ah had ever seen in the hole of ma life.
Who wid do sutch a bad fing to little Lams? Am no sure, but if ah ever see's who dun that to the Lams ah will report thems to the Pollis. Mollee wiz pure crying in the car when she seen wit happined to them Lams and ah fink she wanted to try and clean them, cos she wiz like pure licking her lips just looking at them. Ah fink this eggsperience has affected mee mentally and ah fink ah will have to go fur sum professional help to get over it.
If any of ewes kens who wid do sutch a bad fing to a Lam, will ewes pleese let me no and ah will reports thems to the Pollis. Fank Ewe, lots of love a very disturbed King Presley and wee Smalllee - thats ma noo name for Mollee Wallee!!

Fessant Plucker!

One day Mollee fot she herd sumone saying that our hooman Dad was a Fessant Plucker, but ah fot they said sumfin else. Anyways, today a Fessant came to wur door and Mollee fot it wiz wantin ma Dad to pluck it redee fur summer times. As ewes can see ma Dad sent it packin, so ah guess Mollee wiz rong, ma Dad is no a Fessant Plucker and ah herd rite. LOL xx

Happee Noo Yeers!!

Happee New Years to all ma Babes and the udders who reeds ma blog.
Hullo all ewes, am sorree ah have no bean around, but ah prefers to play in the snow wiff ma Mollee than sit at ma compootar. Ah have also bean in the cooler again, cos ah stole a chokolatt cake and did a foo udder fings that are no even wurff menshonin.
We have an ex foster cat living wiff us just now - her name is Smokee - she is cool, but she is only hear fur a holidae! Eye ah swear that is the troof - who in the rite mind wid want tae come tae Lan Ark Open Prizon fur a holidae! The cat is pure barkin mad if ewes ask mee.

Wee have lots of eggsiteting fings arranged fur this yeer and ah will tells ewes all aboot them as they happens. I'm no wantin ewes to get too eggsited yet, so ewes will have to wate. Wan fing ah can tell ewes is that ma Feeonsee is still winnin everyfin at the dog shows and our 'love child' Coal Man has bean in a dog show. He wiz pure the bizzness and he is the wan tae watch in the footure.

Noo ah wid like to wiss ma Antee Noras a HAPPEE BIRFFDAY, noo its no her birffday until Fursday, but am no soor wit am dane on Fursday and ah dont want tae miss it.

Ma Mum is working hard on writing lots of pet fings so thats cool and ma Dad is working hard wiff udder fings. Ma Big bruvers and ma big Sistur Roobee, they is no working hard, theys is just loving life.
Mum and Dad have booked their holleedays, but its no fur a long times yet, so ah have plentee of times to arrange ma partees, with ma babes!!
Ah will speek soon and maybee's even tell ewes a foo funnee storees.
Love fae Big Presley the King xx