Ma new Website

Az is sittin here, SITTIN az said, and az iz waitin fur ma Dad tae get up oot of his bed!! He fot he wiz Santa Closs last night and got right intae oor xmas spirit. Az telt him hee wid huv tae wait until xmas fur tae dae that, but he canny be bothered tae wait xmas.
Noo yesterday az wiz away tae fink about writin ma ane book, and az finks az will still day that, but az huv decided az will huv ma ane website. Az wiz wantin tae tells ewes all aboot ma pals and az finks az will need tae dae include a help line fur oz the dugs oot there that are being held captive in prisons. Az can gee them advice on wit tae dae tae pass the time, while theys are dane time. Noo lots of ma pals are Lurchers az finks, or if theys are no Lurchers, theys are all some other type of Lurcher, and maste Lurchers finks theys are suffering from insomnia if theys are awake fur mare than wan hour oot of 24!

Az fot that az could pit a bit of excitement back intae their lifes, coz way the exception of ma pal Blue who dresses up in beetches clothes, and ma babe Rag who is going tae Crufts, aw the udders seem tae have accpeted their fate tae live in prison. Noo look at the state of ma pal Toby McKay, huv ewes ever seen a face like that on a Lurcher? No, ewes huvnae, and thats coz he isnae wan, but for the purpose of ma book he falls intae the category of 'an udder type of Lurcher'. Noo az is going tae cheer him up a bit by givin him a few tips on how tae enjoy himsell.

Az haz made loads of Lurcher pals, this is like a list of them, but if anywan of ewes oot there wants tae be wan of ma pals, jist let me ken and az will add ewe tae ma list.
Pedigree Lurcher
Me, Big Presley the King
Pedigree Beetches
Molly, Rag, Jenna, Bess, Lilli, Sasha, Millie, Maisie, Eva, Daisy,Cas, Mollie, Millie, Tigger, Cara, Bess, Bella, Janie, Gala, Maggie, Bella, Lulu, Sophie, Patsy, Sally, Keera, Zoe, Richa, Sorcha
Lurchers
Ivor, Mac, Ruby, Wizzard, Bazil, Blue, Aaron, Willow (aye hee a dug, honest!), Murph, Spooky Casper, Dave, Tom, Mr Spoons, Vernon, Speedy, Gus, Wills, Angus, Chad, Juno, Fly, Badger, Rory, Rio, Sandy, Douglas, Jack, Bud, Billy, Wicket, Sunny
Udder types of Lurcher
Toby McKay, Mr Mudpie, Sam, (30 GS's who stay way Aunty Rachel), Benny
Human Lurchers
Antee Noras & Unkill Derek
Auntee Rachels & Unkill Eddee
Nick Ricketts CBE (Cremations, Burials, Etc)
Hump - Sir Les Patterson
Syco Barber - Gordon Smith
DA - Derek Acorah
Dennis - Soundman beeb
Lurcher Cats
Six, Olly, Zoro, Charlie
Lurcher Mice
Mr Jingles x 53 (aw deceased)

Big Presley haz left the study, hees iz away tae check hiz 'Hee Mail', tae see if anywan wants tae be hiz pal.