WEEGI BOARD's

As am often asked ma opinion on right weird stuff, like, neurosurgery, UFO's and, if there Life After Death!! Noo, a mur an intelligent dug, I like to way up all the facts before as gives ma answers to right difficult questions. Many people ask me aboot Life After Death, cos theys think like am a God or sumfin. Well for the record I can categorically state that there definately IS LIFE AFTER DEATH. Noo, a can PROVE this to ewes, cos if any of ewes seen ma Mum first thing in the morning ewes would know exactly wit as wiz talkin aboot! Ewes didnae need tae be a Scientist or have a Sixth Sense to see it fur yersells. I have even tried to capture this horrific imagine, of the walkin deed on ma camera, but so far, as have broken 3 cameras trying tae dae this!

Ewes can ask millions of people if wees dugs and cats have a sixth sense and theys will all agree wee's do. All the frigin Scientists in the world huvnae managed to prove that there is wan FAKE amongst us!! Ma wee pal Olly the cat, has mare sixth sense than any other cat I ken. I know this to be true cos, he runs and hides from folk before theys have even gone into his prison cell. Noo that is real cool.

At Halloween as says to ma Molls come on wee will have a WEEGI board, and ma Molls thought that wiz a right cool idea. She said tae me "who will be on the Weegi Board?" Wit are ewe talking aboot Molls?!? Wit dae yae mean who will be on it??? I dont know who will be on it until wees do it! I gets masell a right big piece of cardboard wae letters on it. Ma Molls wanted to know wit as wiz dane. She fought I wiz gone to write to people tae invite them on tae ma Weegi board, but as hud tae explain that wees just hud tae wait and see wit ghosts wanted to talk tae us from the 'udder side'. Then ma Molls said that she thought a Weegi Board wiz like some sort of Committee made up of folk fae Glesga, cos folks fae Glesga are sometimes called Weegi's, by the peepells from Edinburger!! Ma Molls is right bootifool, but she is as fick as ma Mums mince!!

Noo as hud seen ma pal Derek Acorah dane a Weegi board on the TV show, Most Haunted. He is so cool, he keeps getting possessed by Spirits, and then keeps talkin aboot takin Snuff (which is like LSD) Between ewes and me, az finks ma pal Derek has had wan spirit two many before he started his Weegi board!!
I gets a glass doon aff the counter in wur cell, and pit it on ma Weegi board. As then hud tae pit on a right spooky yell tae summons the ghosts. A yells at them, knock twice for Yes and wance for No. Ewes will no beeleeve wit happened!! I swear tae masell, we heard two loud knocks on the wall. OMG!! Man how cool wiz that. I was right laughin when ma Molls pee'd hersel. Ma Molls was greetin by this time, she didnae want tae play any more!! So a yells again and, another two knocks on the wall. I just wished a hud had all that fancy recording equipment that Derek Acorah uses to prove that there are ghosts, cos as could have been dead rich when I sold ma storee. Molls is right cryin her eyes oot noo, she telt me tae stop it, but a fot it was so cool, a wanted to find oot who wiz knocking on the wall.
A yells wan mare time, and wur cell door flew open!! In came ma Mum, and she said "I am not going to tell you again Presley, go to your bed and when I knock on the wall that means GO to bed". Oh No....heres me and the Molls finkin wee's had made contact wae a ghost and it wiz only the ghoul in the next room watchin the telly!!

Me and the Molls huvnae tried the Weegi board since, but as huvnae given up tryin tae prove that there is Life after Death, and as soon as a dae, ewes will be the first tae know. In the meentime, for all ewes septics oot there who dinny believe in Life After Death, gets yersells aroond tae our open prizon early in the mornin an see ma Mum!
Big Presley takin care of business, ghost huntin in the gerden! x