Mr Jingles is Deed!!

When me, Molls, Mac and Denzil all moved here to Lan Ark, wee's were all put in different prizon cells. Well, me and the Molls stayed together, but big Mac got took away and so did Denzil. Wee's wisnae bothered about Denzil being taken away, cos he iz a cat, but I wisnae happee when Mum took the big black man Mac away. I tried tappin on the pipes at nite to see if as got a response from big Mac. A had seen this done of the movies before and it worked for them, but a didnae hear Big Mac tap back.

I was here a few days when I noticed two big glass doors and when I looked inside, I got the shock of ma life........ What the ....... is goin on in this prizon? The prizon cell behind the glass doors had 3 massive dugs in it, and ma pal big Mac. See as just knew ma Mum & Dad were dug dealers!! Well for those of ewes out there who canny count that meant there wiz 6 dugs in this prizon. As wondered what they did to be kept prizoner? So as tried to talk to them when the prizon guard wisnae lookin. What the ......, nae wonder these nutjobs are in prizon, cos they wisnae friendly, so I guess they must be in for murrrder. So as decided I'll no bother masel talkin to them again and a huvnae!

I wisnae botherin with the murrrderers in the next cell, cos me and the Molls liked this open prison and wee wur in the turd cell down the hall. Wee's thought that if we are here doin life, that we should make the place look like home and get oorsells a wee pet. I remember seein a movie call the Green Mile, and the guy in that prizon had a pet mouse called Mr Jingles, so wee's decided that would be cool to have oor ane Mr Jingles. Every night ma Molls goes out in the exercise yard looking for oor ane Mr Jingles. She done real well at first, wee's had only just decided to get a Mr Jingles and Molls found one. She shouted me over, but I couldnt see him, he was right small. What the ...... ma Molls dived on oor Mr Jingles and she only went and killed him. What the .... was that all about? Oh well, nae luck, so what, we had oor first Mr Jingles... albeit he was deed, but I guess deed ones are easier to look after! So I took oor Mr Jingles into wur cell. But....., here we go again... Mum, has just seen it and she's dane that screemin fing again!!! Quick....hide for cover! Thats ma Molls now doin time in the cooler for being a murderer.

She is gona have to work on her technique for catchin oor ane Mr Jingles, so far she has caught 47 potential Mr Jingles, but she's manage to kill every one of them. Ma Molls is dead smart though, cos she said we should forget having a moose that is alive and have a burd instead. So next day she found us a bird, a big pidgeon type thing.....that was soooooo cool. I ran past the big glass doors showin the other murderers oor new pet, but they wiz dead jealous and told Mum. So, me and the Molls are in detention again!!!

Tomorrow as gona tell you what happened when I EESCAPED....problem wiz, I only escaped into the main part of the prizon....but....I found out that Mum & Dad have udder aneemals held captive here!!