Never mind countin Sheep wit aboot Geese!

As canny work oot wit ewes hoomans are all aboot! I wiz lookin at a website aboot dugs & beetches, cos a wanted to see if theys had like a datin section, like a lonelee harts tipe thing. Az is no lonely cos as have ma Molls tae keep me companee, but wan day she is gonae be too old tae play leep frog way me and I fots ah should get ma sell known wiff a few udder 'lonelee' beetches. On this website theys had a bit that said what type of job would yur dog or beetch do if he wiz to go tae work!! What the ......, is that all aboot?? Wee's dont need to go to work, ewes day that, we stay in prison, and eat, sleep and play awe day.

So it gets mee's thinking, just what a shower of nujobs ewes hoomans reallee are, and as looked into wit types of jobs there wiz available. Noo I wiz a bit concerned when as found oot that ma Mum wiz a Pet Undertaker, what tipe of job is that? loony tune eh?
Well then, as see's a bit on ma Compootar aboot a guy who coounted Geese! We has millions of them been flying over oor prizon the last few weeks, and wiz wantin to find oot how easy it wiz tae fly. That would be a right cool way to eescape from ma prsion.

As a wiz readin aboot them, and as discovered that theys have flown all the way from Iceland, thats a right long way, theys must be rite sleepee by the times they get tae Lan Ark. Az guess theys are coming doon here fur Christmas dinner or somfin. Well no fur tae sit and eat dinner, like wee's do, but tae be stuffed up the jacksy and pit on a plate!! If as were them I wid have stayed where theys were, and frozen tae death! Seems better than having anythin stuffed up the old jacksy!
Then as see's that some plonker reckons that 17,000 migrate here every winter!! Noo what is that all aboot? Wit tipe of persun applied for a job coountin Geese? Huv ewes ever tried to even coount how many frigin birds are in yur gerden? Its nearly impossible, cos theys all look the same and everytimes you coount to aboot 6, they fly aroond and ewes huv tae stert all over again. So as been thinking that the guy who said he coounted Geese was talking a load of rubbish..!!! Wit are wees meant tae believe? Who paid him tae coount Geese? Noo am no Political, but as thinks it wiz probably Tony Blair.

Its like yon guy who discovered that ewes could get milk oot of they massive crown jewells! Wit possessed him to even see wit would come oot of there??? And, wit really gets me, is what possessed him to drink it?? YUCK

Anyways, as must go noo, cos as have got tae get on wae ma business. Elvis has left the study! x